"Gag Shoots" is actually not the first series I've made, and before Gags I had some projects. I'll tell you now.
• “Mildewed” - there was supposed to be some kind of daring series where me (Mild) and Sergio had to do some strange thing that came into their heads. I’ll talk about one episode that I didn’t have the patience to finish - “How the Grimace Shake is Made.”
Plot: Sergio approaches Mild's apartment and offers to go to McDonald's (the characters live in Russia in a remote area where no one goes out and mock polite passers-by; you haven't forgotten that McDonald's was closed in Russia?). To which Mild says that it was closed, and Sergio says that it is located at the blue stall (all the stalls in that area are blue), and a dispute arises about the stall, “where is it?”, and the same type. Still, after an argument, they go to the same McDonald's, and they still find him. They meet the antagonist of the series, Danil, who works as a cashier. Mild, in slight shock, shoots Danil. Sergio, looking at the dead body, got scared, and Mild decides to change into a cashier’s costume and speak in a squeaky voice, like Danil’s. Mild looks for a map of the building and heads to the service room with Sergio. They think that Sergio is some random person who had the idea to go into the service room, everything turns out that Sergio is a friend of the cashier who works as an entrepreneur, and that the people in the service room agree to go further. Mild became interested in how they make Grimace Shake - a killer drink. They enter the office “EXECUTION OF GRIMACE” and see that Grimace is being castrated. It turns out that the blueberries in the Grimace Shake drink contained the victims' genitals. And our main heroes have an attack of horror. End.
I know, it's completely fucked up, and it's just one episode.
• “Daemon the Maniac. Revival of the 677th victim” - I myself don’t remember what I wanted to come up with there, so I don’t remember the exact plot. The 677th victim is the same guy who was killed with delayed-action syringes that burst his eyes (see DtM episode).
• “Lawless World” was supposed to be a series, the characters were not Mild and Sergio, but Vlad (my name) and Sergei (his name).
Plot: They enter an abandoned (mental) hospital, and going into one room (where the psychos were) they find tapes and a doll with Elias written on its torso. There were two cassettes: the first was an advertisement for a doll; and the second - where the creators of the doll say how happy children will be when the doll with glowing white eyes shoots. They are shocked, and looking at the doll, its eyes began to shine, and the heroes run away from the hospital. They escaped, but the doll is still looking for a way to catch the heroes. Sergei decides to shoot an RPG at a hospital with a rabid doll, and that’s the end of it.
Did you think there would be a bad ending? Not this time!